На карте встаньте где-нибудь у развилки и ждите когда кто-нибудь подойдет. Во время разговора с пиратом скажите "My name is Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare to die!".

В Битве с Пиратами

Insult:This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

Insult:Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
Comeback:First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.

Insult:My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insulteople fall at my feet when they see me coming.
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insult:I once owned a dog that was smarter then you.
Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.

Insult:You make me want to puke.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

Insult:Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?

Insult:You fight like a dairy farmer.
Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Insult:I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult:Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult:I've heard you were a contemptible sneak.
Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Insult:You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult:You have the manners of a beggar.
Comeback:I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult:I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult:There are no words for how disgusting you are.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult:I've spoken with apes more polite then you.
Comeback:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

В Битве с Sword Master

Insult:I've got a long, sharp lesson for you you to learn today.
Comeback:And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?

Insult:My tongue is sharper then any sword.
Comeback:First you better stop waving it like a feather-duster.

Insult:My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
Comeback:So you got that job as janitor, after all.

Insult:My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

Insultnly once have I met such a coward!
Comeback:He must have taught you everything you know.

Insult:If your brother's like you, better to marry a pig.
Comeback:You make me think somebody already did.

Insult:No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
Comeback:You run THAT fast?

Insult:I will milk every drop of blood from your body!
Comeback:How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Insult:My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
Comeback:I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.

Insult:I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
Comeback:Why, did you want to borrow one?

Insult:My sword is famous all over the Caribbean!
Comeback:Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.

Insult:I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman!
Comeback:I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

Insult:Every word you say to me is stupid.
Comeback:I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

Insult:You are a pain in the backside, sir!
Comeback:Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

Insult:There are no clever moves that can help you now.
Comeback:Yes there are. You just never learned them.

Insult:Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
Comeback:I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.

Insult:I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
Comeback:Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

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